You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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