five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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