this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My vagina is officially offended.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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