So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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