I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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