i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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