Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
there is glitter all over my balls
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