Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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