Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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