the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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