Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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