IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
a search helicopter?!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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