Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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