why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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