so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
me + whiskey = a bad person
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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