He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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