i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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