I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
whose ass print is on the piano?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I wear drunk well.
How naked do you want me to be?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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