Dual....:-)
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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