i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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