When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
