We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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