no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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