Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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