I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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