is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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