she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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