I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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