Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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