Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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