so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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