We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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