I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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