two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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