did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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