She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How does one acquire holy water?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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