The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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