yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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