I love black thongs
i just had sex bonerless
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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