We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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