Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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