what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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