my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
where are my eyebrows?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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