That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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