ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize