Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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