butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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