SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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