But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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