another moral hangover. fuck.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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