oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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