Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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