That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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