Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
