Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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