She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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