Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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